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“Don’t be flattered that he misses you. He should miss you. You’re deeply...”

– Greg Behrendt, He’s Just Not That Into You (via arianesantos) (via anyuhh) (via bebibibe) (via iamjuan) (via lalalovelouise) (via jorgiastar)

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“If you like her, if she makes you happy, and if you feel like you know her—-then...”

– (via mcasin)

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THINGS GIRLS WISH GUYS KNEW ;)

michellecasin: THINGS GIRLS WISH GUYS KNEW 1. Don’t think that just because you didn’t tell us we are never going to find out. 2. Our friends know EVERYTHING. 3. EVERYTHING said to our friends will be told to us. Guaranteed. 4. No matter what we say, we hate your ex-girlfriend. 5. We check our phones every hour to see if you have replied to our texts, then worry if you haven’t. 6. The fact...

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“Maybe it’s not about the happy ending; maybe it’s about the story.”

– (via michellecasin)

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Laughtrip to si Vice Ganda

 (Nakakita siya ng guwapo, di nakapagpigil)
Vice: Hi, ano pangalan mo?
Gwapo: Ako po?
Vice: Hindi sila, may nakikita ka pa bang tao? Malamang ikaw, ang tanga.
 (Sa gasoline station, pagbaba nya ng window)
Gas boy: Magpapagas po?
Vice: Hindi magpapaconfine ako. Malamang magpapagas, gasolinahan ‘to 'di ba? Alangan magpaconfine ako dito, tapos dextrose ko 'yung unleaded gasoline niyo, at ayun na yung ikakamatay ko. 
 (Sumakay siya ng jeep na walang laman papuntang palengke)
Vice: Manong bayad po.
Manong1: Ilan ‘to?
Vice: Ay manong dalawa yan, nakakahiya kasi sayo, kahit ako lang mag-isa sakay mo, dalawa na ibabayad ko, libre na kita kahit sayo 'tong jeep. 
 (Bababa na sya)
Vice: Manong, para.
Manong1: Bababa ka na?
Vice: Ay hindi manong, sasakay ako. Sasakay ako ulit, dun naman ako sa bubong, mas presko kasi dun.
 (2nd attempt)
Vice: Para ho.
Manong1: Dyan ba sa tabi?
Vice: Ay hindi manong. Dun ako sa gitna, sa gitna para masagasaan ako.
 (Binaba siya sa gitna)
 Vice mabundol ng isa pang jeep…
Manong2: Nasaktan ka ba?
Vice: (naasar) Ay hindi, nag-enjoy ako. Ulitin natin, bunguin mo pa. Isa pa! Dali! Ang sarap kasi! Nakabundol ka tapos itatanong mo kung masakit? Ikaw kaya bundulin ko? Tapos i-share mo skin feelings mo, kaya na-enjoy mo, sige magbungguan tayo. Laruin natin, ipauso natin, bunggu-bungguan.